recipe for a hat
this is the 3rd project i finished in 1 week and by week i really do mean 7 days. i really was getting all the sleep i was supposed to. i was working at work (a novel idea) and i wasn't entirely ignoring my child at home. i was just being a very productive knitter.
back at the end of August i had knitted a hat for my boyfriend. black with ribbing and cables. very nice. unfortunately it couldn't be the only hat for the winter. the must, and should, be others. besides, it really wasn't the warmest pattern anyway. so upward and onward to the next glorious fabulous hat!
and here's the recipe for a hat:
1) measure boyfriend's gigantic head (23.5") and think to self "crap, i'm going to have to alter my hat pattern in order to make it fit that big noggin"
2) get some camo yarn and olive green yarn and knit a swatch (not my favorite part)
3) get out the abacus, calculator, and graph paper; then abandon all that in favor of pencil and paper and then realize you don't own a pencil so you grab a pen; perform some math calculations in your head and realize you're going to be casting on an extra 18 stitches then the pattern usually calls for (wow!)
4) knit happily away with a basic hat pattern
5) knit
6) knit
7) knit
8) get the hat nearly half-way done (4")
9) try hat on boyfriend's big noggin and realize it's too big
10) smack self in forehead because you've forgotten a basic rule "measure and then subtract 1-2" for a good fit"
11) take hat to work the next day and curse yourself as you rip, rip, rip out a whole weekend's worth of work
12) re-think swatch; re-figure math; re-alize you have no idea what you're doing
14) get hand cramps while knitting back almost 3" of work in 1 lunch hour (praise the knitting angels who must have heard my prayers)
13) finish jumbo camo hat that's actually still a little too big for Sugar's big cranium (but he'll never tell me because he's way too sweet for that)
i loved the way the camo and the olive worked with each other and the double strands of yarn will be extremely warm. i haven't seen him wear the hat yet though.
maybe he can't find it?