Silly Government Management

unlike the previous post, this is a real memo that we received today via email. some names have been changed (i.e. company name & contact person) to protect our privacy. this is exactly the kind of weirdness that goes on in Government agencies on a daily basis. hello, your employees and poor and unable to afford food, but lets find strange ways to take up their time.

ACME CHESS TOURNAMENT
There will be an ACME open Chess Tournament in the month of August. This is open to all from beginner to master! Matches will be arranged over lunch time. Depending upon the number of entrants we will structure either a random elimination tournament or a round robin contest.

If you are interested, email Gregory Washington (Gregory.D.Washington@fakie.gov) to let him know of your interest. There will not be any fees to enter and this will be a chance to get to know others in the agency.